It’s Minnesota State Fair time and if you haven’t seen it you should add it to your list. Hard to describe because its so vast but there is more weird food than you can shake a stick at (fair pun intended) and the people watching is top notch. My only regret is that there aren’t more seats but I completely understand the economics, chairs don’t make money. So much food that I go with a list. Two nights in and I’m half done. Luckily Max is coming up next weekend so we will go and spend some time…
Friday night the work crew met up for some fairing and drinking. The end of the night took a turn as one of my favorite coworkers turned into a cyclone. As we were in our Uber coming back to my place she became fascinated by trying to flick my glasses off of my face and out the window.
After a dozen failed attempts she succeeded and I heard them hit the street and two properly spaced crunches as the car behind us ran them over. Why would I keep them on my face you might ask? I was in an altered state as well so both my judgement and reflexes were impaired. That is why I’m typing to you now behind the scratched windshield that is my backup pair.
The destruction didn’t stop until she passed out and the next morning I kept finding things she screwed with. Good times. I went out that morning to try and find the ruminants of my former eyewear but no luck. I did however find myself in the midst of a puzzle.
As I walked around looking for an hour these folks were everywhere. Turned out to be an all around downtown Alice in Wonderland scavenger hunt. I’m pretty sure someone grabbed my crushed glasses thinking they were a clue. I do live a unique existence.