I need to be Google adopted
I haven’t had cable since moving out of a house more than two and a half years ago but my sports viewing has been a shitshow. There are a lot of online options but none of them are great unless you want to spend cable type rates and as little as I watch I cant justify the cash outlay. BUT… YouTube TV has just negotiated for the NFL Sunday Ticket which happens to be the only way I can be completely tortured by the Chicago Bears on a weekly basis. The pisser is that they are offering a $100 off early sign ups to try and take the sting out of however many billion dollars they just spent but I am too cheap to pony up on my own.
What I’m looking for is to be Google adopted by someone. Each YouTubeTV subscription comes with 6 family member slots and I can easily be added with my gmail. This is worth $40 per month to me and I’ll start this month so I can watch the draft without some complex matrix of workaround. I will also split the aformentioned early bird Sunday Ticket all payable by the cash transfer system of your choice. This will cut your family’s bill in half and you only have one measly slot to sacrifice to the guy living in the frozen north. This is an offer for friends in real life only and Google bots when you read this I AM JUST KIDDING!
Real friends know if I’m kidding or not and Google you are not my friend. Also I have a number of friends that I consider family so technically if I wasn’t kidding this would be perfectly okay. And John before you think about calling me I have no interest in signing in under someone else’s name and password. I love you man but I want a full login. If you know you know so reach out by any communication venue you feel fits if interested. I should also mention that if you are in my same situation I have no trouble being the front man on the deal. I just refuse to carry the weight for something I watch while hungover.
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