duck duck eff off
I am about to pack a full week’s work into two days and I’m not worried about it, you’re worried about it. I do so love this job but this week a meeting that I HAVE to attend takes place on Tuesday morning in Philadelphia and then on Wednesday I need to head back to Illinois for the first leg of my wedding weekend travel. My brain is a swirling tornado right now so if things seem a bit more disjointed than normal have no fear I’m just spinning.
Oh, and I’m not flying because me having a car to successfully navigate between here, Illinois, Michigan, and back while completing my assignments is a thing. I could have flown and rented a car but the asspain involved with that wipes out the convienience. It’s all good, everything’s fine, gonna be great.
Speaking of the spin I was marching around the trail like a mental patient much too early this morning when I stumbled upon the first asshole nesting goose of the year. These constantly shitting flying fuckers are not like other members of nature because they are cocky for no reason beings of evil. These bastards will chase down and peck a kid because THEY were too stupid to keep away from a park. And don’t get me started on their group street crossings… YOU CAN FLY!
I would have taken a picture of the perp but I need both hands free for my imagined self defense which involves releasing years of pent up goose related rage whilst ringing the attackers neck and then wearing the corpse as a stole to warn the other geese who they were dealing with. If you are an animal rights activist type person I am as well but these things don’t count. Spiders, mosquitos, wasps, snakes, geese. If you aren’t with me on this then we can’t be friends.
No post next week as I will be chin deep in wedding celebration. I am planning a ridiculous hangover for next Sunday that includes a potential rest stop on my way back here. Ive even built in a cushion vacation Monday just in case. See you in a couple weeks!
