decor crime?

It’s a picture of a picture taken through glass but even with all of those quality disruptors you get the gist. It looks like I was dressed up for an audition on Fantasy Island (the awesome television show not that awful movie) while my mom’s couch violently clashes with the wallpaper behind me. The fact that I’m smiling amongst all of that noise makes me feel like there was some sort of bribery in play. The red socks are also a clear indication that my footwear choices did not meet the aesthetic. Also for those who didn’t live through these troubled decorative times that wallpaper had a raised fuzzy texture that begged to be touched on your way up or down the stairs. I’m just going to bask in the glory of this photo for a minute…

I got this picture and a couple other gems whilst visiting my parents last weekend on Father’s Day. Before that I spent a couple days out of town with the girl. I should come up with a better nickname than that because I’m not going to write her name on this thing but she is a big part of my life now so it is a thing that requires thought. I write this as well for those of you that I’ve been ignoring when you ask for details even though my lack of a direct response to questions should have been a hint. Just know that I am very happy and just as puzzled as the rest of you at my change.

I would like to say I’m going to get better at writing in this but for the summer at least that would be a lie. I used to write on weekends when I was bored and that really isn’t a thing anymore. She bought a house on the water and it’s kind of fun to have somewhere relaxing to go on the regular. Okay, that picture was burning a hole in my figurative pocket. all done