Act like you’ve been there before
I am a creature of habit but my relocation has forced me to switch airlines. All United flights except those to Chicago require a layover and I am a direct fly kind of guy. So I reluctantly booked my first ever Delta flight and it’s probably going to be all downhill from here.
I did this program where Delta matched my United status for three months so I am no miles flown Gold. And on my very first flight I got bumped to the front of a very big bus. The following are some poorly shot stealth pictures of my pod.
I didn’t want to be the only hick taking pictures of the fancy digs so I acted like I was just on my phone. I leaned forward to zoom in on the control panel and regretted the bush league move immediately.
I accidentally hit the lower left button and it started to turn into a bed while we were still on the tarmac. My panic button mashing didn’t help until I calmed down and hit another one of those bottom buttons.
I asked my sky waiter why we were in such an enormous aircraft hopping to Arizona and he told me international flights are down so much that the pilots need practice. If you’re looking you learn something every day.